It’s easy to forget when the most important countries in the world, i.e. ours, are freezing. That’s an end to global warming, then. Er, not according to a Met Office weather map, which demonstrates that such inconsequential regions as most of South America, Africa and southern Asia, south and west Australia – well, fairly unpopulated and therefore unimportant – and… er, most of Canada and the north-east USA… er… They don’t speak English proper, so they can’t count either.
Anyway, all these trivial places are warmer than average at the moment. But I’m sure it’s still business as usual.